I'll Tell You What I Think
You've never met a cat like this.
Meet Thor: a pompous, opinionated feline who shares his jaded observations of the people in his household.
Left on the doorstep as a newborn, his first order of business is establishing himself as the alpha male of the household. This is no problem with Maggie, the insecure family dog, but trying to convince the master of the family, the ultra-alpha male, proves to be more of a challenge.
Thor’s many satirical musings include how moronic canines truly are, the shamefully embarrassing act of using the litter box, and the importance of looking cool at all costs — even when you've gotten stuck on the roof in a raccoon trap, twice.
Although he loathes dogs, his impatience with Maggie's insecurities compels him to teach her how to abandon her doubts and embrace life. And with the successful completion of the Maggie project, he plans on spending the rest of his life in total self-absorption.
But when the mistress of the house loses a loved one, something inside Thor softens and he feels a cracking of his heart, resulting in a closer look at his own selfishness.
Praise for "I'll Tell You What I Think"
"This book is absolutely hysterical, from the very first sentence down to the last. I quickly devoured it in a day, and my kids are currently fighting over who gets it next after they read the opening chapter to their friends and they all howled with laughter. This really is a book for all ages, but don’t be fooled — it is sharp and intelligently written. The voice of Thor the cat is unlike anything I’ve ever read. He is so acerbic and biting, yet suave and sophisticated at the same time … even while he’s gotten himself caught in a raccoon trap or hops into the washing machine!"
- Lindsay Maxfield author of "Messages From the Stars"
Numberless Dreams
A broken marriage, a second chance, a charge of attempted murder.
If you had one chance to convince your ex-husband you were not the distant and insecure woman who walked away five years ago, what would you say?
Autumn knew she was taking a risk when she broke into her ex-husband’s house. She would do anything to convince Jonathan she had changed from the distant and insecure woman who walked away five years ago.
Her risk paid off. When he discovers she has exorcised the demons from her past and transformed her life, they fall in love and remarry to begin the life they missed the first time around.
But when Jonathan is mysteriously poisoned and nearly dies, Autumn becomes the prime suspect. With her world crashing down around her, she takes a gamble on her one last chance for acquittal knowing she might lose everything in the process. Will Autumn’s plan work? Or will she lose her new life and her family forever?
Praise for "Numberless Dreams"
“I COULD NOT stop reading this book. Kelly Thacker’s characters are deliciously flawed and compelling. She unfolds a story both sweet and tragic with such grace that I found myself completely, emotionally engaged. Initially a romance, it evolves through a personal journey of self-discovery, until finally it climaxes as a courtroom drama, with a breathless ending. Incredible!”
- Tres Hatch, author of "Miracle Pill"
